Did I really just say that?

So there have been a few times that I have been really out of it and said something that has given James a pretty good laugh. James wanted to make them into a comic strip and call it "Sleeping with Jenessa". I am not sure if that will ever happen but I thought I would share some of them with you...

Somewhere around 1:00 AM

Ness: (suddenly sits straight up in bed) James! I know why your back hurts!

James: (noises that indicate he is waking up) What?

Ness: I know why your back hurts. We need to flip the mattress!

James: What?

Ness: (lying back down slowly) We um need to um flip the mattress....

James: Ness? Ness?

Ness: (breathing/ snoring soundly)

James didn't really like that one, it was funny but he said it took him forever to fall back to sleep.

8:00 PM--Doing homework

(Both James and Ness working on homework on the computer)

Ness: (Error screen pops up on computer that says "Connection Interrupted) James, you connected my interruption!

James: Haha, what? (smiling like he has a secret)

Ness: Oh wait, did I just say that backwards?

James: Ya....but I will connect your interruption anytime honey.

Same day but earlier

Ness: (talking to friends) You should text her and see if she has a brothered name David!

Ness: Oh my, did I really just say that? I meant, a brother named David....

I think I have dyslexia of the mouth.....

Ok last one for now....

3:00 AM

Ness: (awakened suddenly) James! Do you smell that?

James: (again noises that indicate he has been woken up) Smell what?

Ness: There is something cooking in the oven.

James: (Thinking, who would be cooking at this hour?!) Nothing is cooking Ness.

Ness: No James, really there is something in the oven. It smells familiar....

James: (noises that he heard me but he's not really wanting to stay awake)

Ness: It smells like chicken! Like chicken nuggets!

James: Are you serious?..... Ness?....

Ness: (Snoring/breathing steadily)

James: seriously?...

I hope this doesn't happen too often! ......Enjoy <3